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DUMBAI

$DUMBAI

The world's first Artificially Stupid memecoin.
No intelligence. No promises. Completely based.

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dumbai_boot.sh
$ ./init_dumbai.sh
Price
TBA
Market Cap
$0.00
Total Supply
1,000,000,000
Buy / Sell Tax
0% / 0%
Network
SOLANA

What Is $DUMBAI?

Built by Fools,
For the People.

In a world full of overpromising AI tokens with whitepapers nobody reads and roadmaps nobody follows, $DUMBAI takes a different approach: absolute transparency through honesty about being useless.

We ran the numbers. We ran them again. We are, in fact, not smart. But we're on Solana, it's 2025, and stranger things have made it to 100M.

$DUMBAI is community-first, zero-tax, launched fair on pump.fun. No VCs. No team allocation. No pretending we have a product. Just vibes and Solana fees.

0% Tax
Buy and sell without paying tribute to the dev wallet that doesn't exist.
Fair Launch
100% launched on pump.fun. Bonding curve. No presale. No insider allocation. Ever.
LP Burned
Liquidity locked forever on Raydium migration. Nobody is pulling the rug.
Community
Telegram army. X posts. The dumbest community on Solana — and proud of every single one of them.

Tokenomics

Simple Enough That
Even We Understand It.

1B
TOTAL
SUPPLY
Pump.fun Bonding Curve
Auto-migrates to Raydium at target
100%
Dev Allocation
None. Zero. Zilch. Nada.
0%
Buy / Sell Tax
We tried charging fees. We forgot how.
0%
Token Name
DUMBAI
Ticker
$DUMBAI
Total Supply
1,000,000,000
Network
SOLANA

How To Buy

Even $DUMBAI
Can Follow These Steps.

Get a Wallet
Download Phantom or Solflare. Create a wallet. Write down your seed phrase somewhere safer than a Twitter DM.
Get Some SOL
Buy SOL from any exchange — Coinbase, Binance, Kraken. Transfer it to your wallet. Keep a little extra for fees (like $0.01 worth).
Go to Pump.fun
Visit pump.fun and search DUMBAI, or paste the contract address directly. Connect your wallet.
Buy & Hold
Enter your SOL amount, set slippage to ~1%, and confirm. Welcome to the dumbest community on Solana. We're glad you're here.

Roadmap

Our Vision.
Such As It Is.

PHASE 1 — COMPLETE ✓
BIRTH OF THE DUMB
  • Have a memecoin idea at 2am
  • Name it $DUMBAI (it felt right)
  • Build this website
  • Fair launch on pump.fun
  • Post on X. Hope for the best.
PHASE 2 — IN PROGRESS
COMMUNITY GOES BRAINLESS
  • Hit $100K market cap
  • Raydium migration + LP burned forever
  • 1,000 holders
  • Telegram descends into beautiful chaos
  • First community meme contest
  • DEXscreener trending
PHASE 3 — SOON™
THE DUMB GOES MAINSTREAM
  • CoinGecko & CoinMarketCap listings
  • Influencer partnerships (specifically dumb ones)
  • $1M market cap party in Telegram
  • DUMBAI mascot sticker pack
  • CEX listing application (they'll probably say no)
PHASE 4 — IF WE SURVIVE
WE HAVE NO IDEA
  • TBD. Genuinely making this up as we go.
  • Whatever the community votes for
  • Something involving the robot mascot probably
  • 10M+ market cap (maximum copium)